How to Adjust to Society's "Progress"

I have the same problem with “fee fi fo fum” that I had with the musical Cats. If you’re just using made up nonsense words anyway, it’s unforgivably lazy to not at least make up gibberish that rhymes.

“Fee fi fo fan, I smell the blood of an Englishman.” How hard was that?!

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