How to Learn About Yourself

I can’t eat at Hooters. I tried once. It was just no good. I became extremely self-conscious about where I was looking. Every time the waitress got anywhere near my table, I ended up forcing myself to maintain eye contact with her the entire time. I’m pretty sure my efforts not to ogle her gave her the creeps.

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