Based on a real conversation, I swear! A guy I know told me that he experimented with homosexuality in the ’70s, which, historically, was probably the optimal time to run that particular experiment. One of the best stories I ever heard was a guy I know who went to a Village People concert and ended up going home with the construction worker. Not A construction worker. THE construction worker.
Anyway, back to my friend. I found the story noteworthy not because of the homosexuality, but because, and again, I swear this is true, he gave it up because he was not actually attracted to, and didn’t enjoy having sex with, men.