How to Address an Ongoing Argument

Of course, the problem with the stun setting is that whoever you stun falls down, and could easily break a bone, suffer serious neck or back injuries, receive a concussion, or “accidentally” die in any number of ways.

I figure the Starfleet equivalent of Internal Affairs would be bugging Kirk on a weekly basis.

Starfleet Inquisitor: I’m here to talk about that Klingon you killed.

Kirk: I stunned him.

Starfleet Inquisitor: In the back, and then he fell three hundred feet.

Kirk: It’s not my fault he was standing on the edge of a cliff.

Starfleet Inquisitor: We have reason to believe you stunned him, then dragged him to the cliff and rolled him off.

Kirk: (stuns the Starfleet Inquisitor.)

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