How to Explain Your Planned Celebration

That is exactly what Ric said when I told him I was getting married. In his defense, marriage has not been kind to Ric, though I can think of a few people (including him, if you catch him in the right mood) who might argue he was not kind to marriage either.

Note from Missy: Many years later, I can still say with absolute certainty: no surprise is a pleasant surprise. They’re all awful in unique ways.  So thank you, Scott, for 25 wonderful years of no surprises!

Note from Scott: That note from Missy came dangerously close to expressing a sincere emotion, which I abhor just as badly as Missy hates surprises.

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