How to Explain What Happened

I started taking daily walks for my health, and within two weeks I was walking with a limp because of the injury described here. A tiny dog nipped at me and I strained myself trying to jump away.

Later, after that injury healed, I had to change my walking route because every single day I would get attacked by a crow.  In retrospect, it probably wasn’t me the crow was attacking, but my black hat. In my defense, when a crow attacks a hat while you’re wearing that hat, the distinction between it attacking your hat and it attacking you is pretty thin.

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