How to Adjust Your Strategy
It’s amazing what we can accomplish when we’re properly motivated. I hate running, but I suspect I could have been a competitive sprinter if they somehow got a cat to act like it was going to throw up on one of my belongings just beyond the finish line. I know it would be very difficult to train a cat that way, but they could have used a crude robot, like the mechanical rabbit at a dog track.
Note from Missy: The funniest part of this strip for me is my character saying, “I hate hearing you shout obscenities,” because if I gave my mouth free rein, it’d be mother&^@#ing vulgarities all day long.