How to Enjoy Something for What It Is

People look down their noses at me for being a morning person, and give me grief for liking my steak well done, but I get my revenge when coffee time comes. I take my coffee black. As such I get to judge my friends for trying to MacGyver together a crude latte using a cup of coffee and several little tubs of half and half.

They’re weak, I tell you! As weak as the “coffee” they’re drinking!

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