How to Punish Someone for Not Liking You

I have known people that, if they had liked me, I would have been forced to reevaluate my life.

I once had to share a hotel room with a comedian who announced out of the blue that he was going to call his wife and try to get some “phone sex.”

His opening gambit was to tell her, “You need to lose some weight.” After that, he listed many of the sex acts he would do “to” her if she did lose weight.

If he had thought I was his kind of guy, I would have been inconsolable.

Also, I’ve always liked to think that as soon as he hung up the phone, his wife began carb loading to make sure she didn’t lose an ounce.

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