How to Describe a Memorable Performance

A 100% true story. The magician was running late, had to leave home in a hurry, and left most of his props behind. Then when he arrived at the venue, he basically walked directly from the parking lot to the stage, and only discovered as he went for pieces of his equipment that he didn’t have them.

I had to cut out the part where he had to admit he couldn’t do a rope trick, despite the fact that he clearly had ropes, because the ropes he had weren’t “prepared.”

It was a terrible magic show, but to be fair, my comedy act following him didn’t go great either, because nothing I said was half as funny as the failed magic act the audience had just seen.

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