How to React When You Are Being Patronized

Fart candles are a thing. Sometimes I think we might be ready for an asteroid to come and shake our Etch-A-Sketch.

Anyway, if the deodorant industry is to be trusted, fart smells don’t appeal to men any more than flowers. No, if they want to sell candles to men, they should come in “Cool Wave,” “Arctic Blast,” and “Fresh” scents.

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