How to Get to Know a Business Associate

I’ve never given an enemy the “we are not so different” speech. Nor have I received it. Any time I’ve been confronted by someone I’d call an enemy, they’ve made it very clear that they thought we were very, very different.  Giving the “we’re not so different” speech is one of those things that TV led me to believe I would have done by this point in my life.

I’ve never given anyone the “we are not so different” speech.

I’ve never used my dive knife to pry my leg free from a giant clam.

I’ve never fought anyone with a trident and one of those tiny shields.

Maybe I should order a dive knife, a trident, and a tiny shield from Amazon, just to be prepared when an opportunity arises. When the delivery comes and Missy confronts me about it I can give her the “we are not so different” speech! She’ll disagree vehemently, but I’m used to that.

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