How to Help a Friend — Basic Instructions

I bet if I wrote a self-help book about unlocking the power of spite, it would sell. It is a totally renewable power source. Heck, I’d probably generate quite a bit of it in my readers as they read the book and reflect on how much it cost.

I also have a theory about improving your memory by taking things you wish to remember and re-framing them in your mind as slights and insults, because I at least never forget those.

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