How to Answer the Question "What's Bothering You?"

My brothers and I all suffer from the same problem: insincere looking smiles. I think it has something to do with our upper lip geometry. We can smirk with the best of them, and we all do a toothless-smile-of-mild-contentment well, but if we attempt any smile that involves showing teeth the effect falls somewhere between used car salesman who hates your guts, and guy who really hopes you’ll decide that there’s no reason to look in his garden shed.

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