How to Solve an Intractable Social Issue

In retrospect, there are changes I would make to this product. The doll would be integrated, and it would be a one-piece toy the child pushes around, like those popcorn popper things, only the wheels spinning would drive the baby’s head swinging back and forth, and the mechanical siren would be like a small air raid klaxon.

I know it sounds awful, but I promise you, it would sell. No parent would buy it, but the friends or siblings of parents would.

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