How to Brace Yourself

If I were the boss of an office somewhere, I’d have an employee of the month, but it would be sarcastic. They’d get a tiny little plaque, their picture hung in one of the bathroom stalls, and the exclusive use of the parking spot farthest from the front door.

Nobody works for me, so I am my own employee of the month, every month. And, yes, I do still mean that sarcastically.

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