How to Disguise Your Symptoms

Ah, Drakkar Noir. Liquid Member’s Only jacket. Trans Am in a bottle. The cologne of choice for the Aqua Velva man who wants to “raise his game.”

I remember one time, in high school, a guy told me that the secret to getting girls was to wear a cologne called Tahoe. He said it worked like magic. I remember thinking at the time that the fact that he was a good looking guy with big muscles and a cool car might be magnifying Tahoe’s effectiveness.

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