How to Create "House Rules"

I once tried to get a bunch of people together to play Monopoly for real money. It didn’t work out. The whole plan called for too large an investment of money and time.

The idea of the violent version of Twister is originally from a joke in my old stand-up act. The punchline was “Sorry man, it said right foot red. – Yeah, but that’s not red! – it is now.”

Note from Missy: In the joke, am I recalling correctly that you referred to the new game as “Fister”? Or did my twisted brain make that up?

Note from Scott: That was what I called the bit in my set list, but I don’t think I referred to it that way in my act.

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