How to Remember Your Lines — Basic Instructions

I do, in fact, talk things through under my breath. I don’t even know I’m doing it half the time. I try not to do it in public, but I do catch myself occasionally. Nobody’s ever commented on it, almost certainly because they think I’m insane.

In retrospect, the last line should have been “Let’s talk about my unemployment compensation.” It would have been clearer, if wordier.

Note from Missy: You had to get fired from this particular job. The position under Mullet Boss was waiting for you! Also: “Nobody’s ever commented on it”? Umm … J

Note from Scott: Nobody’s commented on me muttering to myself in public. You comment on me doing it around the house all the time, which only leads to more muttering.

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