This comic was made during a time when I would get home from a full day of work and try to create multiple comics before bed. That practice didn’t last long. Looking at this comic, I doubt you have to ask why.
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This comic was made during a time when I would get home from a full day of work and try to create multiple comics before bed. That practice didn’t last long. Looking at this comic, I doubt you have to ask why.
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I did once yell “Pants baby, pants!” in my sleep. I have no idea what I was dreaming about … other than pants.
The dead bug in my toothbrush thing happened too. Physically, emotionally, psychiatrically, I was not prepared for the grim, meat-hook realities of living in Florida. I found myself thinking, At least it was a small bug in my toothbrush. If it had been one of those palmetto bugs (a charming euphemism for what is actually a cockroach the size of your thumb) I might never have brushed my teeth again.
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I did once yell “Pants baby, pants!” in my sleep. I have no idea what I was dreaming about … other than pants.
The dead bug in my toothbrush thing happened too. Physically, emotionally, psychiatrically, I was not prepared for the grim, meat-hook realities of living in Florida. I found myself thinking, At least it was a small bug in my toothbrush. If it had been one of those palmetto bugs (a charming euphemism for what is actually a cockroach the size of your thumb) I might never have brushed my teeth again.
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This comic actually got quite a bit of traction when it came out. So much, in fact, that I was asked by the manufacturers to review two razors. One by King of Shaves, and one called The Goodfella.
The one by King of Shaves was probably the best disposable I ever used, but looked disturbingly like a vegetable peeler
I still have The Goodfella, and use to clean up edges on occasion. As I wrote at the time, it’s metal with no moving parts. There’s no reason it won’t still work in 200 years.
For my daily shaving these days I use a Panasonic electric. It is by far the best electric razor I’ve found. I use it on my face and my head, and shaves as close as a blade. Just sayin’.
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This comic actually got quite a bit of traction when it came out. So much, in fact, that I was asked by the manufacturers to review two razors. One by King of Shaves, and one called The Goodfella.
The one by King of Shaves was probably the best disposable I ever used, but looked disturbingly like a vegetable peeler
I still have The Goodfella, and use to clean up edges on occasion. As I wrote at the time, it’s metal with no moving parts. There’s no reason it won’t still work in 200 years.
For my daily shaving these days I use a Panasonic electric. It is by far the best electric razor I’ve found. I use it on my face and my head, and shaves as close as a blade. Just sayin’.
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I’m currently playing the latest Hitman game, which is really good if you’re into that kind of thing, which I am. I like to think of Hitman as a more humane, moral, violent videogame, because instead of killing everyone I see, in Hitman, I only kill the specific person or people I’m being paid to kill.
I said that I like to think it’s more humane and moral, not that it actually is.
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I’m currently playing the latest Hitman game, which is really good if you’re into that kind of thing, which I am. I like to think of Hitman as a more humane, moral, violent videogame, because instead of killing everyone I see, in Hitman, I only kill the specific person or people I’m being paid to kill.
I said that I like to think it’s more humane and moral, not that it actually is.
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Obi Wan was the worst Jedi of all time.
His mentor ditched him for a kid.
He watched, helpless, stuck behind a force field as that mentor was killed.
He took over training the kid, Anakin, who kept sassing back and disobeying him.
He was ordered to capture Jango Fett. Fett got away.
He watched, helpless, pinned under debris as Count Dooku cut off Anakin’s hand. Yoda had to save them both.
He got knocked out and didn’t see the future emperor goading Anakin into executing Count Dooku. Anakin then saved Obi Wan by carrying his unconscious bulk.
Anakin, his Padawan, who he chose to train over Yoda’s objections, turned evil and wiped the Jedi out.
He goes to kill Anakin. He chooses to leave him alive, but angry.
He goes to Tatooine to “watch over” Luke.
He finds Luke unconscious after he’s been attacked.
He keeps Luke busy talking about light sabers and Imperial troop blast patterns while Luke’s aunt and uncle, who raised him, are being burned to death.
He travels to Alderaan as quickly as he can, and arrives right after the planet has been destroyed.
He drops the Death Star’s tractor beam, but gets Killed by Darth Vader, A.K.A. Anakin, A.K.A. the kid he trained.
He tells Vader, “Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.” Vader strikes him down. Obi Wan spends the next two movies demonstrating his new powers Vader couldn’t imagine: the power to talk and emit a faint blue glow.
Note from Missy: Hey, at least he got that tractor beam down.
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Obi Wan was the worst Jedi of all time.
His mentor ditched him for a kid.
He watched, helpless, stuck behind a force field as that mentor was killed.
He took over training the kid, Anakin, who kept sassing back and disobeying him.
He was ordered to capture Jango Fett. Fett got away.
He watched, helpless, pinned under debris as Count Dooku cut off Anakin’s hand. Yoda had to save them both.
He got knocked out and didn’t see the future emperor goading Anakin into executing Count Dooku. Anakin then saved Obi Wan by carrying his unconscious bulk.
Anakin, his Padawan, who he chose to train over Yoda’s objections, turned evil and wiped the Jedi out.
He goes to kill Anakin. He chooses to leave him alive, but angry.
He goes to Tatooine to “watch over” Luke.
He finds Luke unconscious after he’s been attacked.
He keeps Luke busy talking about light sabers and Imperial troop blast patterns while Luke’s aunt and uncle, who raised him, are being burned to death.
He travels to Alderaan as quickly as he can, and arrives right after the planet has been destroyed.
He drops the Death Star’s tractor beam, but gets Killed by Darth Vader, A.K.A. Anakin, A.K.A. the kid he trained.
He tells Vader, “Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.” Vader strikes him down. Obi Wan spends the next two movies demonstrating his new powers Vader couldn’t imagine: the power to talk and emit a faint blue glow.
Note from Missy: Hey, at least he got that tractor beam down.
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