How to Deal with Insects

Panels one and two are only slightly exaggerated, and depict the conversation I had the first time I encountered what Floridians refer to as “Love Bugs.”

Aside from the dialog being a bit jokier in the comic, the differences between what you see here and what really happened are:

It wasn’t just a couple of bugs on my head. The person I was talking to and I were standing in the middle of a noticeable cloud of the wretched things.

And

The conversation wasn’t between me and Rick while wearing street clothes. It was between me and a coworker while we were both wearing 1920s bellhop costumes.

I kind of like the fact that I have a life that I have to make less surreal in order for it to be relatable.

 

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How to Deal with Insects

Panels one and two are only slightly exaggerated, and depict the conversation I had the first time I encountered what Floridians refer to as “Love Bugs.”

Aside from the dialog being a bit jokier in the comic, the differences between what you see here and what really happened are:

It wasn’t just a couple of bugs on my head. The person I was talking to and I were standing in the middle of a noticeable cloud of the wretched things.

And

The conversation wasn’t between me and Rick while wearing street clothes. It was between me and a coworker while we were both wearing 1920s bellhop costumes.

I kind of like the fact that I have a life that I have to make less surreal in order for it to be relatable.

 

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How to Correct Someone

This commentary won’t be funny so much as it will express something I happen to feel very deeply about.

I was a trainer at one time. I always believed that it was my job not only to tell my trainees what they did wrong, but what they did right.

I have also been a trainee many times. Most of my trainers did not subscribe to the same point of view. One trainer I had, in a sort of a cashier-ish job which I will not describe in detail, stood behind me as I dealt with customers and walked me through each part of the process by ordering me to do the next step before I had the chance to start it on my own, while employing a tone of voice that suggested to anyone listening that I had forgotten what to do. At the end of every customer interaction the trainer would thank the customer for their patience, and apologize for the inconvenience and my mistakes.

Someone asked me later what it was like being trained by this person. I said, “If (name redacted) were a track coach, (he or she) would train people to run faster by running behind them and shoving them forward.”

To tell someone when they’re wrong and not tell them when they’re right is to give them incomplete information. A fuel gauge doesn’t just tell you when your tank is empty. It also tells you when the tank is full.

Note from Missy: I suspect we’ll all have stories about this one. One time I was being trained in a task by a coworker who I found to be loud and grating in general. She perched over my shoulder and watched what I was doing like a hawk. As I was typing things, the occasional typo would slip out. As my right pinkie went up toward the backspace key, she’d shout, “AH-AH-AH, UH-UH, YOU MEANT TO TYPE X.”

I’ve only ever cried a couple of times at a couple of jobs, and every time it’s been out of sheer anger and frustration. She was one of the ones who made me rage-cry.

 

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How to Correct Someone

This commentary won’t be funny so much as it will express something I happen to feel very deeply about.

I was a trainer at one time. I always believed that it was my job not only to tell my trainees what they did wrong, but what they did right.

I have also been a trainee many times. Most of my trainers did not subscribe to the same point of view. One trainer I had, in a sort of a cashier-ish job which I will not describe in detail, stood behind me as I dealt with customers and walked me through each part of the process by ordering me to do the next step before I had the chance to start it on my own, while employing a tone of voice that suggested to anyone listening that I had forgotten what to do. At the end of every customer interaction the trainer would thank the customer for their patience, and apologize for the inconvenience and my mistakes.

Someone asked me later what it was like being trained by this person. I said, “If (name redacted) were a track coach, (he or she) would train people to run faster by running behind them and shoving them forward.”

To tell someone when they’re wrong and not tell them when they’re right is to give them incomplete information. A fuel gauge doesn’t just tell you when your tank is empty. It also tells you when the tank is full.

Note from Missy: I suspect we’ll all have stories about this one. One time I was being trained in a task by a coworker who I found to be loud and grating in general. She perched over my shoulder and watched what I was doing like a hawk. As I was typing things, the occasional typo would slip out. As my right pinkie went up toward the backspace key, she’d shout, “AH-AH-AH, UH-UH, YOU MEANT TO TYPE X.”

I’ve only ever cried a couple of times at a couple of jobs, and every time it’s been out of sheer anger and frustration. She was one of the ones who made me rage-cry.

 

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How to Write a Haiku

I could have written the haiku in panel three better. It should have read:

 

“The two Adamas.

Which one is better: Olmos,

or perhaps Lorne Greene?”

 

It loses the Miami Vice and Bonanza references, but it’s clearer, which is usually for the best. And for the record, I prefer the Edward James Olmos Adama to the Lorne Greene version, but that’s just me.

On a semi-related note, what’s the deal with Canadians and the name Greene (or Green)?

Lorne Greene

Graham Greene

Tom Green

Red Green

 

Coincidence, or conspiracy?

 

Note from Missy:

Haiku Poetry

Day is April Seventeenth.

Such perfect timing.

 

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How to Write a Haiku

I could have written the haiku in panel three better. It should have read:

 

“The two Adamas.

Which one is better: Olmos,

or perhaps Lorne Greene?”

 

It loses the Miami Vice and Bonanza references, but it’s clearer, which is usually for the best. And for the record, I prefer the Edward James Olmos Adama to the Lorne Greene version, but that’s just me.

On a semi-related note, what’s the deal with Canadians and the name Greene (or Green)?

Lorne Greene

Graham Greene

Tom Green

Red Green

 

Coincidence, or conspiracy?

 

Note from Missy:

Haiku Poetry

Day is April Seventeenth.

Such perfect timing.

 

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How to Express Condolences

I came up with the idea for ROFG and couldn’t wait to share it. At the time I worked days and Missy worked nights, so I had to wait until she got home. As soon as she did, I told her. It was one of the best laughs I ever got out of her with an idea for a comic.

I’d also like you all to know that we did eventually put that cat on a diet.

Note from Missy: [1] That flip phone really dates this comic. [2] As does the cat; he passed away in 2013. What a great cat he was!

 

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How to Express Condolences

I came up with the idea for ROFG and couldn’t wait to share it. At the time I worked days and Missy worked nights, so I had to wait until she got home. As soon as she did, I told her. It was one of the best laughs I ever got out of her with an idea for a comic.

I’d also like you all to know that we did eventually put that cat on a diet.

Note from Missy: [1] That flip phone really dates this comic. [2] As does the cat; he passed away in 2013. What a great cat he was!

 

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How to Pick a Code Phrase

If you don’t know the song, the last panel must make it look as if I’ve lost my mind.

Panel three references an old saying, “The ox is slow, but the earth is patient.” I believed it to be an ancient Buddhist proverb. Doing a little (very little) internet research leads me to believe it may have been written for the Tom Selleck movie High Road to China. Makes me feel better about having misremembered it as referring to multiple oxen instead of one ox, and for the fact that I originally read it in a Batman comic.

 

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How to Pick a Code Phrase

If you don’t know the song, the last panel must make it look as if I’ve lost my mind.

Panel three references an old saying, “The ox is slow, but the earth is patient.” I believed it to be an ancient Buddhist proverb. Doing a little (very little) internet research leads me to believe it may have been written for the Tom Selleck movie High Road to China. Makes me feel better about having misremembered it as referring to multiple oxen instead of one ox, and for the fact that I originally read it in a Batman comic.

 

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