Also, the man has a full head of hair and, from, the looks of it, uses motor oil as hair gel.
And he dated Meg Ryan. That irritates me to no end as well.
Note from Missy: Eight years later, Scott still shakes a fist and has stern words to say about John Cougar Mellencamp every time the guy’s music comes up. So don’t get on Scott’s loathe-list, because that thing has a long, long life.