How to Kill a Joke

I have received my shipment of copies of my new Basic Instructions book, Dignified Hedonism, and am now able to offer signed copies for sale. Details can be found on the Basic Instructions store page (you’ll have to scroll down a bit) but in a nutshell, after shipping, a signed copy will cost $20 in the US, $35 in Canada, and $39 in other countries. I know that’s a bit steep. If you’d rather, you can buy the book elsewhere and get a signed bookplate by sending a self-addressed stamped envelope to:

Scott Meyer
P.O. Box 692191
Orlando, FL 32869-2191

If you have copies of my other books, just tell me how many book plates you need. I’ll send up to 5. In the past, people have thrown a buck in the envelope, which was appreciated, but is not, I repeat, IS NOT REQUIRED.

I’ve had a few people ask me what purchasing method makes me the most money. I’m touched that you’d ask, but seriously, I want you to buy the book in whatever way makes the most sense for your life. I promise, I’ll get paid something no matter how you buy it. I just want you to enjoy the book.