How to Make Fun of the Opposite Sex

I'm considering doing an event in Seattle in late March/Early april. It'd be a book signing / Presentation / Q&A. Missy, Ric and many other familiar faces would be in attendance.  

I would be there also.

There'd be a small door charge to help cover travel costs and such. If you're in the Greater Seattle Metroplex, and would be interested in attending such a thing, please say so in the comments below. I'm just trying to see if the whole thing is feasible.