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How to Follow Standard Procedure

May 11, 2026 by Scott Meyer

NOTE: Because of personal business, there will be no comic next week. I plan to be back the week after.

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May 11, 2026 /Scott Meyer
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How to Engage in World-Weary Banter

October 07, 2024 by Scott Meyer

I was recently interviewed for the Dabble podcast. Please go check it out, if you like.

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October 07, 2024 /Scott Meyer
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How to Keep Pace With Societal Change

September 16, 2024 by Scott Meyer

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September 16, 2024 /Scott Meyer
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How to Better Yourself

October 02, 2023 by Scott Meyer

I’ll be taking next week off; see you on October 16!

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October 02, 2023 /Scott Meyer
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How to Reflect Fondly on Days Gone By

September 04, 2023 by Scott Meyer

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September 04, 2023 /Scott Meyer
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How to Watch History Repeat Itself

July 10, 2023 by Scott Meyer

The real Ric (and I assure you, he’s frighteningly real) has tapped back into his jazz-trombonist roots and started making music again. It’s a bit on the experimental side, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Ric has decided to release an album on BandCamp. It's a concept album: the soundtrack to a non-existent Rocket Hat movie!

Here are a few of his other recent works. There are more to be found on YouTube. Please go check it out, if that sounds like a good time to you.

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July 10, 2023 /Scott Meyer
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How to Discuss a Puzzling Question

January 09, 2023 by Scott Meyer

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January 09, 2023 /Scott Meyer
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How to Reveal the Terrifying Truth

December 19, 2022 by Scott Meyer

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December 19, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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How to Be Kind to Yourself

December 12, 2022 by Scott Meyer

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December 12, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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How to See Something in a New Light

September 12, 2022 by Scott Meyer

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September 12, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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