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How to Evaluate Someone Else's Plan

November 25, 2024 by Scott Meyer

NOTE TO YOU, THE PEOPLE OF THE FUTURE:

Because of the lag time between when I create a comic and when it runs, I am writing this message to you from Monday the 4th, the day before the US presidential election. Needless to say, I am having difficulty concentrating. Also, I have a great deal of admin to do involving the release of my new novel, That's Not Right (Available now on Amazon, Kindle, and Audible!) so I am taking this week off. The comic will be back next week. Sorry for any inconvenience.

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November 25, 2024 /Scott Meyer
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How to React to New Information about a Subject You Thought You Knew Well

October 30, 2023 by Scott Meyer

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How to Reflect Fondly on Days Gone By

September 04, 2023 by Scott Meyer

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How to Process a Movie that Makes You Angry

June 20, 2022 by Scott Meyer

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How to Talk Through a Friend's Problems

June 13, 2022 by Scott Meyer

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How to Announce the Imminent End of Your Comic Strip

March 09, 2022 by Scott Meyer

It looks like this strip originally ran in July 2015. That’s weird. I usually make my major announcements on April 1st.

Huh, looking at the calendar, it seems April 1st is coming up soon. Hmm.

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How to Keep from Getting Your Hopes Up

February 04, 2022 by Scott Meyer

The specific movie discussed in this comic was Star Wars: The Force Awakens, and it was a good movie!

And the next Star Wars movie, The Last Jedi . . . had some great moments. Try to tell me you weren’t happy to see puppet Yoda performed by Frank Oz.

And the third movie in that set, The Rise of Skywalker . . . had Babu Frik! And Hux got shot by Richard E. Grant! That’s something!

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February 04, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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