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How to Recommend a Movie

July 29, 2024 by Scott Meyer

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July 29, 2024 /Scott Meyer
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How to Buy Something Ridiculous While Keeping Your Dignity Intact

April 15, 2024 by Scott Meyer

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April 15, 2024 /Scott Meyer
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How to Process a Movie that Makes You Angry

June 20, 2022 by Scott Meyer

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June 20, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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How to Embrace Progress

March 25, 2022 by Scott Meyer

It is an interesting paradox. You create a product that’s sole reason for existing is to take up space in packages, then you must ship it all over the world from your factory. Logically, there must be trucks, boxcars, and shipping containers traveling all over the world, transporting nothing but brand-new packing peanuts and rolls of bubble wrap.

That must be a fairly low-stress run for a trucker. No need to worry about the shipment getting damaged, and the fuel costs have to be lower than usual. It also would be a real kick in the pants for any hijacker who steals the shipment looking for stuff they can sell.

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March 25, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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