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How to Remember Toys from Your Childhood

January 26, 2026 by Scott Meyer

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January 26, 2026 /Scott Meyer
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How to Explore the Limitations of Your Superhero Characters

March 03, 2025 by Scott Meyer

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March 03, 2025 /Scott Meyer
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How to Try Something New

May 27, 2024 by Scott Meyer

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May 27, 2024 /Scott Meyer
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How to Re-Introduce Multiple Characters to Your Audience

February 12, 2024 by Scott Meyer

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February 12, 2024 /Scott Meyer
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How to Employ a Positive Mental Attitude to Improve Your Life

January 22, 2024 by Scott Meyer

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January 22, 2024 /Scott Meyer
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How to Show People Your Appreciation

October 10, 2022 by Scott Meyer

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October 10, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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How to Process New Information

April 11, 2022 by Scott Meyer

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April 11, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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How to End Your Comic Strip

March 28, 2022 by Scott Meyer

There it is. I predicted that it would take around six years to rerun them all, and I was right. This is nothing short of a triumph for my ability to perform basic math.

You still have my gratitude.

So, now that I’ve rerun them all with comments, what will I do with the comic strip now? The answer is, “Something.”

Will I post them all again, this time without commentaries? Maybe with different commentaries? Or maybe I’ll write new commentaries commenting on the old commentaries?

Or, will I do . . . something else?

Please keep checking the site and see!

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March 28, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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How to Make Peace

March 14, 2022 by Scott Meyer

Way back in the mists of time, I participated in more than one roast. I was always surprised how few of the comedians ever bothered to actually write new material specifically about the person being roasted. Most of them seemed to just go up and do their usual act with some half-hearted segue to make it seem like the bit you’d seen them do a million times was somehow about the person being honored.

I thought about that while I was watching a documentary about the comedian Bob Einstein (A.K.A. Super Dave Osborne). He is the brother of Albert Brooks. Their father was a well-known comedian way back in the day. Bob Einstein swore he would never go into comedy after attending his father’s funeral, because Milton Berle got up, and instead of actually saying anything about the deceased, just did his act.

I wish I found that hard to believe.

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March 14, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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How to Create a Compelling Villain

February 23, 2022 by Scott Meyer

I don’t ever specify if the Emperor’s parents are dead or not. I could have made the Emperor deal with his controlling mother and disapproving father. Even if he kept them imprisoned, they could’ve constantly been browbeating him about the quality of their guards and cages.

”Rocket Hat wouldn’t lock his parents up like this. No, he’d do it right!”

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