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How to Deal With Your Character Flaws

July 17, 2023 by Scott Meyer

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July 17, 2023 /Scott Meyer
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How to React to the Inevitable Progression of Technology

August 15, 2022 by Scott Meyer

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How to Announce the Return of the Comic Strip You Ended Seven Years Ago

April 01, 2022 by Scott Meyer

A reminder: I don’t do April Fools jokes.


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How to Compare and Contrast

January 05, 2022 by Scott Meyer

I worked at the juice bar at a health club. The sales staff used to come sit at the bar and talk about their work. I would listen to them. I have never even considered signing up for a membership at a health club since.

Also, the lifeguard used to come hang out at the juice bar. Note: I did not say that he did this when he was “off duty.” He would often be the only lifeguard on duty when he was at my bar instead of in his super-tall chair by the pool. I asked him how he could see people drowning in the pool in another room while watching the TV at the juice bar. His answer was, “Someone’ll come get me. There’s plenty of time. The human brain can last four minutes without oxygen.”

Like I said, I haven’t even considered joining a health club since I worked at that place.

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January 05, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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