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How to React to News You've Already Heard

October 24, 2022 by Scott Meyer

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October 24, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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How to Be Patient

February 16, 2022 by Scott Meyer

At my old office job, there was a honcho from corporate who would come in every now and then to settle someone’s hash. I found it easy to remember his last name because it rhymed with plow. All I had to do was sing the Mr. Plow jingle from the Simpsons using his name instead of plow, and I was golden.

I told that to my immediate supervisor. We shared a small laugh, then she got deadly serious and said, “Yeah, stop doing that.”

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How to Give the People What They Say They Want

January 21, 2022 by Scott Meyer

Man-Man wears one of my most well-rendered superhero costumes. It’s still incredibly lazy, but well rendered laziness.

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January 21, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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How to Tackle a Project That Seems Impossible

January 12, 2022 by Scott Meyer

I was the receptionist at an office where everyone had to fill out a specific form every day. Almost nobody did it. The person in charge made it my responsibility to make sure everyone filled out their form.

Of course, I was the lowest person on the totem pole in that office, so I couldn’t use fear of punishment to make them fill out the form. Instead, I had to rely on charm and their respect for me and my opinion of them.

I’d bet that you can predict how well that worked.

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January 12, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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