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How To Figure Out Why You Have Certain Specific Opinions

October 13, 2025 by Scott Meyer

There will be no new comic next week, but I will be back the week after that. Sorry for any inconvenience.

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October 13, 2025 /Scott Meyer
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How to Honor the Memory of Someone You Respected

February 17, 2025 by Scott Meyer

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February 17, 2025 /Scott Meyer
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How to Criticize Something Fairly

August 05, 2024 by Scott Meyer

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August 05, 2024 /Scott Meyer
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How to Recommend a Movie

July 29, 2024 by Scott Meyer

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July 29, 2024 /Scott Meyer
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How to Explain Your Unusual Tastes

March 25, 2024 by Scott Meyer

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March 25, 2024 /Scott Meyer
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How to Understand Economics

March 18, 2024 by Scott Meyer

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March 18, 2024 /Scott Meyer
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How to Show Off a New Belonging

January 29, 2024 by Scott Meyer

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January 29, 2024 /Scott Meyer
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How to Deal with Miscommunications

November 13, 2023 by Scott Meyer

(Here are links to the article that led me to the papercraft ZARDOZ mask, the pattern, and pictures of how it should look.)

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November 13, 2023 /Scott Meyer
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How to Explain What's Bothering You

January 23, 2023 by Scott Meyer

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January 23, 2023 /Scott Meyer
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How to Steer a Conversation Back to the Topic

July 11, 2022 by Scott Meyer

Just so you know, another benefit of joining my Patreon is a feature I post every Thursday morning called, “One Line from a Future Comic Taken Totally Out of Context.”

Here’s an example.

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July 11, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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