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How to Figure Out How They're Screwing Yo

February 03, 2025 by Scott Meyer

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February 03, 2025 /Scott Meyer
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How to Face Reality

December 23, 2024 by Scott Meyer

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How to Create a Compelling Villain

February 23, 2022 by Scott Meyer

I don’t ever specify if the Emperor’s parents are dead or not. I could have made the Emperor deal with his controlling mother and disapproving father. Even if he kept them imprisoned, they could’ve constantly been browbeating him about the quality of their guards and cages.

”Rocket Hat wouldn’t lock his parents up like this. No, he’d do it right!”

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How to Show Character

January 31, 2022 by Scott Meyer

The Emperor of the Moon is trapped in a repeating pattern that makes his own life much less pleasant, but he seems unable or unwilling to take the minimal steps needed to break the cycle.

As I write this comment, one of our cats is walking back and forth on my desk, intermittently blocking my access to my keyboard and my view of the monitor. She does this every day, and I never kick her off of the desk.

I’m just saying, I drew the Emperor to look like Rick, but there’s more than a little of me in him as well.

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