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How to Finally Piece Things Together

February 02, 2026 by Scott Meyer

NOTE:

I am NOT going to take Basic Instructions in a more political direction, but lately, I just keep remembering an episode of the HBO series John Adams, where a tax collector was being tarred and feathered, and a friend of Adams’ was silent. John Adams kept asking him, “Do you support this, Sir?”

If you want to avoid any mention of the current world situation, feel free to stop reading this commentary now, and rest assured, I plan to go back to the usual nonsense next week.

So, no, I definitely do not support this. I don’t think I’m going out on much of a limb, politically, when I say that the armed men in masks who attacked and killed both a woman who was trying to drive away, and a man who was trying to help a person up off the ground, are NOT the heroes of this, or any conceivable story. The idea that anyone might be offended to hear me say that shows how far we’ve fallen.

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February 02, 2026 /Scott Meyer
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How to Adjust Your Assumptions

March 10, 2025 by Scott Meyer

NOTE: There will be no new comic next week, for a variety of uninteresting reasons. Sorry for the gap. I plan to be back in a week.

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March 10, 2025 /Scott Meyer
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How to Embrace New Forms of Entertainment

October 14, 2024 by Scott Meyer

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How to Criticize Something Fairly

August 05, 2024 by Scott Meyer

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How to Recommend a Movie

July 29, 2024 by Scott Meyer

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How to Gain Unique Insights

July 15, 2024 by Scott Meyer

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How to Talk About "What They Shoulda Done"

March 23, 2022 by Scott Meyer

You can’t tell me Indy lecturing a hall full of offended, crying German students wouldn’t have been a better movie.

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March 23, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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