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How to Eliminate the Unnecessary

June 09, 2025 by Scott Meyer

I recently did an interview with a student journalist. I think it came out pretty good! Please give it a look-see if you’re interested.

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June 09, 2025 /Scott Meyer
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How to Better Yourself

October 02, 2023 by Scott Meyer

I’ll be taking next week off; see you on October 16!

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October 02, 2023 /Scott Meyer
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How to Adapt to the Ravages of Age

March 06, 2023 by Scott Meyer

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March 06, 2023 /Scott Meyer
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How to Announce the Return of the Comic Strip You Ended Seven Years Ago

April 01, 2022 by Scott Meyer

A reminder: I don’t do April Fools jokes.


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How to Explain Yourself

January 10, 2022 by Scott Meyer

A mutual friend once asked Ric how someone gets through my shell to know “the real Meyer.” Ric told them that there is no shell, and what they thought was a shell was “the real Meyer.” Ric told me that later, and I found it funny. He also told me that the person he was talking to looked horrified at that idea, which I found hilarious.

Which, now that I think about it, might be part of the problem.

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January 10, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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