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How to Share Your Knowledge

January 27, 2025 by Scott Meyer

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January 27, 2025 /Scott Meyer
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How to Open Your Mind to New Ideas

October 21, 2024 by Scott Meyer

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October 21, 2024 /Scott Meyer
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How to Use Someone Else as a “Sounding Board”

March 04, 2024 by Scott Meyer

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March 04, 2024 /Scott Meyer
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How to Recognize a Great Idea When You See It

February 13, 2023 by Scott Meyer

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How to End Your Comic Strip

March 28, 2022 by Scott Meyer

There it is. I predicted that it would take around six years to rerun them all, and I was right. This is nothing short of a triumph for my ability to perform basic math.

You still have my gratitude.

So, now that I’ve rerun them all with comments, what will I do with the comic strip now? The answer is, “Something.”

Will I post them all again, this time without commentaries? Maybe with different commentaries? Or maybe I’ll write new commentaries commenting on the old commentaries?

Or, will I do . . . something else?

Please keep checking the site and see!

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March 28, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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How to Find Out What Really Happened

March 04, 2022 by Scott Meyer

Introducing the character Mr. Everywhere gave me a real problem, because the amount of room I had to work with in a frame was limited, and I couldn’t logically show Omnipresent Man and not show Mr. Everywhere there with him. If they’re both everywhere, it follows that they must be everywhere together.

Of course, I technically should have included Omnipresent Man in every panel of every comic I wrote from the moment I invented him on. I chose to sort of cheat and just not show him. Then, I created a second character who gave me the same problem, forcing me to cheat twice.

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March 04, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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How to Consider Your Options

February 02, 2022 by Scott Meyer

I like the joke of panel one, but the execution could have been better. I should have worded it, “Parenthood: The art of protecting your child from the world, and the world from your child.”

I might have sold a million T-shirts.

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February 02, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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How to "Riff" on an Idea

June 28, 2017 by Scott Meyer

I don’t know when comedians started using the word “riff.” I’m certain that it stems from some stand-up comics’ delusional wish to be seen as the jazz musicians of comedy. Just like some other stand-up comics claim to be the fighter pilots of comedy.

Those are both things I had more than one comedian say to me over the course of my comedy career.

Whenever somebody tells you they’re the “something much cooler” of “whatever it is that they actually are,” it’s indicative of a serious self-esteem problem. Take it from someone who grew up near Yakima, the town that calls itself “The Palm Springs of Washington.”

Hey, by the way, my latest book, Run Program, is out now! It's a book about a rogue AI that has the intelligence of a child. You might think that would make the AI less dangerous, but you'd be wrong. Anyway, I'm quite proud of it. Please check it out, if you have a chance.

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June 28, 2017 /Scott Meyer
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