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How to React to a Friend's Good News

March 11, 2022 by Scott Meyer

When we were comedians, the real Ric used to be described, in his introduction, as “a psychotic ball of stress.” Now he works in a job where he is appreciated for his level head and steady hand on the tiller.

Not well appreciated, but at least somewhat appreciated.

His company gives the employees little mementos and awards to commemorate various milestones working for the company. I think it was the ten-year mark when Ric came into his office to find a small cardboard box on his chair. He opened it to find a nice metal keychain of the company logo in a presentation box, and a folded piece of paper. It turned out to be instructions for his supervisor for how to present the gift to Ric, including the specific directive: “Tell the employee how important they are, to you and to the team.”

And in a way, they did exactly that.

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March 11, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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How to Find Out What Really Happened

March 04, 2022 by Scott Meyer

Introducing the character Mr. Everywhere gave me a real problem, because the amount of room I had to work with in a frame was limited, and I couldn’t logically show Omnipresent Man and not show Mr. Everywhere there with him. If they’re both everywhere, it follows that they must be everywhere together.

Of course, I technically should have included Omnipresent Man in every panel of every comic I wrote from the moment I invented him on. I chose to sort of cheat and just not show him. Then, I created a second character who gave me the same problem, forcing me to cheat twice.

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March 04, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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How to Be Yourself

January 07, 2022 by Scott Meyer

There have been times when I’ve been afraid, and I have muttered the following to myself:

 

I must not fear.

Fear is the mind-killer.

Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.

 

Many of you probably recognize that’s a quote from Dune. Obviously, I wasn’t afraid of looking like a dork.

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January 07, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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