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How to See Your Heroes in a New Light

February 10, 2025 by Scott Meyer

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How to Explain Your Unusual Tastes

March 25, 2024 by Scott Meyer

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How to Process a Disturbing Occurrence

September 11, 2023 by Scott Meyer

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How to Process a Disturbing Dream

July 03, 2023 by Scott Meyer

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How to Share Your New Hobby

July 18, 2022 by Scott Meyer

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How to React to a Friend's Good News

March 11, 2022 by Scott Meyer

When we were comedians, the real Ric used to be described, in his introduction, as “a psychotic ball of stress.” Now he works in a job where he is appreciated for his level head and steady hand on the tiller.

Not well appreciated, but at least somewhat appreciated.

His company gives the employees little mementos and awards to commemorate various milestones working for the company. I think it was the ten-year mark when Ric came into his office to find a small cardboard box on his chair. He opened it to find a nice metal keychain of the company logo in a presentation box, and a folded piece of paper. It turned out to be instructions for his supervisor for how to present the gift to Ric, including the specific directive: “Tell the employee how important they are, to you and to the team.”

And in a way, they did exactly that.

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March 11, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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How to Be Patient

February 16, 2022 by Scott Meyer

At my old office job, there was a honcho from corporate who would come in every now and then to settle someone’s hash. I found it easy to remember his last name because it rhymed with plow. All I had to do was sing the Mr. Plow jingle from the Simpsons using his name instead of plow, and I was golden.

I told that to my immediate supervisor. We shared a small laugh, then she got deadly serious and said, “Yeah, stop doing that.”

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How to Explain What the Deal Is with "The Avengers"

February 11, 2022 by Scott Meyer

To be fair, two years before Super Friends launched, DC did address somewhat grittier subject matter.

Image Source: Wikipedia

My favorite thing about that cover is that Green Lantern is being such a jerk about it. I’m amazed he didn’t use his ring to make a giant green hand pointing at Speedy with the words “Dope Fiend.”

Also, you’d think Speedy would have been on amphetamines. Just saying.

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February 11, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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How to Defend a Questionable Purchase

January 14, 2022 by Scott Meyer

In the time since I wrote this comic, I have purchased another version of Blade Runner. It’s a new copy of an edit I already had, but in 4k, so I can see all of the smog and steam more clearly.

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January 14, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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How to Plan a Group Vacation

January 03, 2022 by Scott Meyer

In a group vacation, it doesn’t matter how many members of the party are planners, how much thought they’ve all put into the plan, or how enthusiastically everyone agrees to the plan. It only takes one member of the group to be a play-it-by-ear type to completely derail the plan and force everyone else to play it by ear with them.

Want to see this in action? Go to the Target store near the main entrance to Walt Disney World some morning at about the time the parks open. You will see multiple clusters of frustrated looking people with one member of their group saying that they’re “just popping in” for sunscreen, ponchos, and “while I’m here, I’ll take a quick look at the sweatshirts.”

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January 03, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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