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How to Face Reality

December 23, 2024 by Scott Meyer

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December 23, 2024 /Scott Meyer
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How to Learn More About a Subject of Which You Are Ignorant

July 22, 2024 by Scott Meyer

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July 22, 2024 /Scott Meyer
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How to Share the Benefits of Your Wisdom

January 08, 2024 by Scott Meyer

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How to Proclaim Your Beliefs

July 31, 2023 by Scott Meyer

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How to Untangle a Surprising Truth

February 21, 2022 by Scott Meyer

I also believe that chowder in a sourdough bread bowl counts as a sandwich, but only if it has a bread lid, or at least crackers floating on top.

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February 21, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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How to Consider Your Options

February 02, 2022 by Scott Meyer

I like the joke of panel one, but the execution could have been better. I should have worded it, “Parenthood: The art of protecting your child from the world, and the world from your child.”

I might have sold a million T-shirts.

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February 02, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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