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How to Cope With the Vagaries of Language

December 15, 2025 by Scott Meyer

Yes, I said I was taking two weeks off, and I did, but I realized I could post my newest comic a week early so you wouldn't have to endure two solid weeks without my nonsense. Truly, my benevolence knows no bounds. There'll be no comic next week, then we'll be back to normal.

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December 15, 2025 /Scott Meyer
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How to Learn More About a Subject of Which You Are Ignorant

July 22, 2024 by Scott Meyer

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July 22, 2024 /Scott Meyer
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How to Optimize the Process

June 24, 2024 by Scott Meyer

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June 24, 2024 /Scott Meyer
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