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How to Explain "Your Deal"

August 29, 2022 by Scott Meyer

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August 29, 2022 /Scott Meyer

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How to Make Two Superheroes Fight Each Other Upon First Meeting

June 06, 2022 by Scott Meyer

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June 06, 2022 /Scott Meyer

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How to Consider Your Options

February 02, 2022 by Scott Meyer

I like the joke of panel one, but the execution could have been better. I should have worded it, “Parenthood: The art of protecting your child from the world, and the world from your child.”

I might have sold a million T-shirts.

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