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How to Finally Piece Things Together

February 02, 2026 by Scott Meyer

NOTE:

I am NOT going to take Basic Instructions in a more political direction, but lately, I just keep remembering an episode of the HBO series John Adams, where a tax collector was being tarred and feathered, and a friend of Adams’ was silent. John Adams kept asking him, “Do you support this, Sir?”

If you want to avoid any mention of the current world situation, feel free to stop reading this commentary now, and rest assured, I plan to go back to the usual nonsense next week.

So, no, I definitely do not support this. I don’t think I’m going out on much of a limb, politically, when I say that the armed men in masks who attacked and killed both a woman who was trying to drive away, and a man who was trying to help a person up off the ground, are NOT the heroes of this, or any conceivable story. The idea that anyone might be offended to hear me say that shows how far we’ve fallen.

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February 02, 2026 /Scott Meyer
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How to Remember Toys from Your Childhood

January 26, 2026 by Scott Meyer

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January 26, 2026 /Scott Meyer
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How to React to an Obvious Falsehood

July 28, 2025 by Scott Meyer

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How to Face Reality

December 23, 2024 by Scott Meyer

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How to Keep Pace With Societal Change

September 16, 2024 by Scott Meyer

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September 16, 2024 /Scott Meyer
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How to Criticize Something Fairly

August 05, 2024 by Scott Meyer

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How to Share a Strange Realization

October 17, 2022 by Scott Meyer

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How to Embrace Progress

March 25, 2022 by Scott Meyer

It is an interesting paradox. You create a product that’s sole reason for existing is to take up space in packages, then you must ship it all over the world from your factory. Logically, there must be trucks, boxcars, and shipping containers traveling all over the world, transporting nothing but brand-new packing peanuts and rolls of bubble wrap.

That must be a fairly low-stress run for a trucker. No need to worry about the shipment getting damaged, and the fuel costs have to be lower than usual. It also would be a real kick in the pants for any hijacker who steals the shipment looking for stuff they can sell.

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March 25, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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How to Compare and Contrast

January 05, 2022 by Scott Meyer

I worked at the juice bar at a health club. The sales staff used to come sit at the bar and talk about their work. I would listen to them. I have never even considered signing up for a membership at a health club since.

Also, the lifeguard used to come hang out at the juice bar. Note: I did not say that he did this when he was “off duty.” He would often be the only lifeguard on duty when he was at my bar instead of in his super-tall chair by the pool. I asked him how he could see people drowning in the pool in another room while watching the TV at the juice bar. His answer was, “Someone’ll come get me. There’s plenty of time. The human brain can last four minutes without oxygen.”

Like I said, I haven’t even considered joining a health club since I worked at that place.

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January 05, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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