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How to Iterate an Idea

February 24, 2025 by Scott Meyer

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February 24, 2025 /Scott Meyer
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How to Explain Your Unusual Tastes

March 25, 2024 by Scott Meyer

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How to Express Your Positive Vision for the Future of Humanity

August 21, 2023 by Scott Meyer

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How to Watch History Repeat Itself

July 10, 2023 by Scott Meyer

The real Ric (and I assure you, he’s frighteningly real) has tapped back into his jazz-trombonist roots and started making music again. It’s a bit on the experimental side, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Ric has decided to release an album on BandCamp. It's a concept album: the soundtrack to a non-existent Rocket Hat movie!

Here are a few of his other recent works. There are more to be found on YouTube. Please go check it out, if that sounds like a good time to you.

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How to Process a Disturbing Dream

July 03, 2023 by Scott Meyer

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How to Accept Your Own Fallibility

April 10, 2023 by Scott Meyer

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How to Make Fun of a Show You Like

July 25, 2022 by Scott Meyer

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How to Share Your New Hobby

July 18, 2022 by Scott Meyer

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How to Express Admiration

February 18, 2022 by Scott Meyer

Not to mention the subterranean city hidden beneath the Magic Kingdom.

I once had two middle-aged men walk up to me while I was working in one of the parks and ask me to solve an argument for them. One of the men said that he had heard there was an extensive tunnel system under the Magic Kingdom.

The other guy said, “No, there isn’t.”

I said, “There is.”

The first guy said, “I told you.”

The second guy said, “No, there isn’t.”

I said, “I’ve been in it, more than once.”

The second guy said, “You’re lying.”

I don’t have a lot of faith left in mankind’s ability to settle our differences.

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February 18, 2022 /Scott Meyer
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