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How to Share News

April 13, 2026 by Scott Meyer

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How to Know When to Panic

February 23, 2026 by Scott Meyer

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February 23, 2026 /Scott Meyer
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How to Iterate an Idea

February 24, 2025 by Scott Meyer

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How to Explain Your Unusual Tastes

March 25, 2024 by Scott Meyer

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How to Express Your Positive Vision for the Future of Humanity

August 21, 2023 by Scott Meyer

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How to Watch History Repeat Itself

July 10, 2023 by Scott Meyer

The real Ric (and I assure you, he’s frighteningly real) has tapped back into his jazz-trombonist roots and started making music again. It’s a bit on the experimental side, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Ric has decided to release an album on BandCamp. It's a concept album: the soundtrack to a non-existent Rocket Hat movie!

Here are a few of his other recent works. There are more to be found on YouTube. Please go check it out, if that sounds like a good time to you.

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How to Process a Disturbing Dream

July 03, 2023 by Scott Meyer

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How to Accept Your Own Fallibility

April 10, 2023 by Scott Meyer

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How to Make Fun of a Show You Like

July 25, 2022 by Scott Meyer

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How to Share Your New Hobby

July 18, 2022 by Scott Meyer

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