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How to Recognize Genius When You See It

November 27, 2023 by Scott Meyer

NOTE: There will be no new comics until December 18th. Covid. It's a mild case. Already feeling better, but it has thrown the schedule off. I think the fact that it hit me right after a comic about my experience traveling should not be taken as a coincidence. Sorry for the gap. I'll be back soon.

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November 27, 2023 /Scott Meyer
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How to Explain Your Specific Problems

November 20, 2023 by Scott Meyer

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November 20, 2023 /Scott Meyer
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How to Deal with Miscommunications

November 13, 2023 by Scott Meyer

(Here are links to the article that led me to the papercraft ZARDOZ mask, the pattern, and pictures of how it should look.)

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November 13, 2023 /Scott Meyer
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How to Talk a Friend Through a Crisis

November 06, 2023 by Scott Meyer

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November 06, 2023 /Scott Meyer
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How to React to New Information about a Subject You Thought You Knew Well

October 30, 2023 by Scott Meyer

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October 30, 2023 /Scott Meyer
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How to Express Dissatisfaction

October 23, 2023 by Scott Meyer

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October 23, 2023 /Scott Meyer
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How to Understand Another Person's Point of View

October 16, 2023 by Scott Meyer

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October 16, 2023 /Scott Meyer
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How to Better Yourself

October 02, 2023 by Scott Meyer

I’ll be taking next week off; see you on October 16!

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October 02, 2023 /Scott Meyer
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How to Begrudgingly Admit Somebody Might Be Right

September 25, 2023 by Scott Meyer

There is a new, much better (because Missy designed it) version of the Smarter than a Monkey, Cheaper than a Robot graphic. It is available on shirts for him, shirts for her, and coffee mugs. If that sounds appropriate to your level of self esteem, please check them out!

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September 25, 2023 /Scott Meyer
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How to Get to the Root of the Problem

September 18, 2023 by Scott Meyer

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September 18, 2023 /Scott Meyer
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