I put a lot of effort into trying to write a male equivalent to “happy wife, happy life.” The best I came up with was: “use the broom, happy groom.”
I’m not proud that I wrote that. Any man who actually uses that rhyme and means it doesn’t deserve a relationship.
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The three lead singers of Genesis were: Peter Gabriel, Phil Collins, and Ray Wilson.
I look at that list and I’m honestly not sure if I envy Ray Wilson for being on it with two towering talents, or feel sorry for him for knowing he can never live up to them.
He was a young, talented, good looking guy they brought in for one album when Phil left the band in the late 1990s.
If the actuarial tables are right, there will come a day that Ray Wilson will be the last remaining living member of the band Genesis. That will be a sad day, but if Mike Rutherford was ever mean to him, that’s when we’ll hear about it.
Note from Missy: Heyyy, now, look. Yes, the guys from Duran Duran were (and mostly still are) very attractive. But their debut studio album just turned 40 this year, and they have a new album coming out this year. I think we can all agree that they’re more to them than their (very) pretty faces.
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3D Printers, CNC routers, and laser cutters fall into the category of items that are really cool but don’t have a place in my life at the moment. They are things that I would use to make things I don’t need, which makes them also things I don’t need.
You can buy the specialized parts you need to build a 3D printer online and assemble the rest using stuff you can buy at any home center. If I went that route, I’d be building a thing I don’t need that builds things I don’t need. I’ve read that often, when someone builds their first 3D printer, one of the first things they do is use it to make a better 3D printer; so I could conceivably be building a thing I don’t need that will build a thing I don’t need that builds things I don’t need.
I think the takeaway here is that if I ever get into 3D printing, I will start a chain reaction that will one day destroy the world. Instead of pollution or nanobot gray goo, we would be buried under an avalanche of old 3D printers and plastic doodads that look like they’re made from bright orange shredded wheat.
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There are several places to read about this, but there was a great deal of controversy around novelty testicles for trucks, focusing on two men who both claimed to have invented them. Here’s just one of the many articles about it.
Here’s a very NSFW podcast where I first heard about it.
I just love the idea that at some point some guy was probably driving in his car, saw a pair of fake testicles hanging from the back of the truck in front of him, and shouted, “Hey, they stole my idea!”
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Again, the dialog in panel one is based directly on a conversation I had with a coworker. He told me that he was healthy precisely because he hadn’t seen a doctor in twenty years. I suggested that he might have countless undiagnosed illnesses. He countered saying that if he hasn’t noticed them at all, how bad can they be?
My answer, “Deadly! They could be deadly! One of them could kill you any second,” didn’t impress him. He told me I was paranoid, which, ironically, is a treatable condition.
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This is completely unrelated. It broke my brain, and I need to share that with all of you.
This is far from the best sketch they ever did, but it will demonstrate how young Scarlett Johansson is, how old Conan O’Brien is, and by extension, how old many of the rest of us are.
I wouldn’t have added hair to my self-portraits under any circumstances. I find the act of hiding baldness far more shameful than baldness itself.
Also, I saved a great deal of effort by only having to draw a single curved line instead of a full head of hair. For the self-portrait artist, baldness is just more efficient.
Note from Missy: This comic made me want to watch Tim’s Vermeer again. Available for rent from Amazon and YouTube Movies!
