How to Be Patient

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This comic was written right after Missy and I attended the EPCOT Food and Wine Festival for the first time. A major beer maker sponsored a half hour long tasting where you received your samples after a twenty-five-minute-long lecture about hops and water filtration. The result for me was that I sat there feeling hot and frustrated until the last minute, when I shot-gunned four small glasses of beer and fled back out into the park.

The Food and Wine festival is quite enjoyable. I miss it. Yeah, the portions are tiny and the prices are high, but where else can you have a meal made up of bratwurst, escargot, cheddar soup, and baklava.

Food and Wine was also the first place I ever saw a full-grown man vomit while sprinting.

 

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How to Be Patient

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This comic was written right after Missy and I attended the EPCOT Food and Wine Festival for the first time. A major beer maker sponsored a half hour long tasting where you received your samples after a twenty-five-minute-long lecture about hops and water filtration. The result for me was that I sat there feeling hot and frustrated until the last minute, when I shot-gunned four small glasses of beer and fled back out into the park.

The Food and Wine festival is quite enjoyable. I miss it. Yeah, the portions are tiny and the prices are high, but where else can you have a meal made up of bratwurst, escargot, cheddar soup, and baklava.

Food and Wine was also the first place I ever saw a full-grown man vomit while sprinting.

 

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How to Deal with Boredom

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I have friend whose wife basically strong armed him into going to marriage counseling. No, it’s not who you think … though he did once have a wife strong arm him into counselling.

Sorry, got off track there.

When my friend would discuss his feelings with the counsellor, they were mostly feelings of resentment that he had to pay for the honor of sitting there, sharing his innermost feelings with this person he had no urge to talk to.

My friend’s marriage didn’t last very long beyond that.

 

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How to Deal with Boredom

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I have friend whose wife basically strong armed him into going to marriage counseling. No, it’s not who you think … though he did once have a wife strong arm him into counselling.

Sorry, got off track there.

When my friend would discuss his feelings with the counsellor, they were mostly feelings of resentment that he had to pay for the honor of sitting there, sharing his innermost feelings with this person he had no urge to talk to.

My friend’s marriage didn’t last very long beyond that.

 

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How to Prioritize Your Friends

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I’m not a sports fan, but I do enjoy going to a game occasionally. Something about being around that many people who are into something is infectious. You find yourself getting caught up in the emotion of the crowd. Pretty soon, things that couldn’t be less important to you seem like the most important thing in the world.

It can be a lot of fun, but that’s also how riots happen.

I kid. I’m not really saying that sports fandom is a form of mass hysteria, but that would explain why otherwise rational people will spend that much money on an order of extra-soggy nachos.

 

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How to Prioritize Your Friends

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I’m not a sports fan, but I do enjoy going to a game occasionally. Something about being around that many people who are into something is infectious. You find yourself getting caught up in the emotion of the crowd. Pretty soon, things that couldn’t be less important to you seem like the most important thing in the world.

It can be a lot of fun, but that’s also how riots happen.

I kid. I’m not really saying that sports fandom is a form of mass hysteria, but that would explain why otherwise rational people will spend that much money on an order of extra-soggy nachos.

 

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How to Keep from Losing Your Temper

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Is there anything less likely to calm an angry person down than telling them to calm down? Does that ever work?

Only once have I ever lost my temper and called a coworker an idiot to his face. In my defense, he tried to tell me that the theme from Raiders of the Lost Ark was the theme from Superman. I think we can all agree that my actions were perfectly justified.

 

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How to Keep from Losing Your Temper

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Is there anything less likely to calm an angry person down than telling them to calm down? Does that ever work?

Only once have I ever lost my temper and called a coworker an idiot to his face. In my defense, he tried to tell me that the theme from Raiders of the Lost Ark was the theme from Superman. I think we can all agree that my actions were perfectly justified.

 

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How to Recognize a Bad Idea

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I own a couple of luchador masks. One is just a random design while the other is a replica of the mask worn by Santo. I got my first one back when they were a difficult thing to find and a relatively bizarre thing for an un-athletic white guy who doesn’t like wrestling to own. The irony of it amused me.

Later, thanks to various pop culture figures, owning a Luchador mask became a little more common. When that happened, the masks got packed up and have not seen the light of day since.

In a weird way, deliberately doing the opposite of what everyone else is doing is in its own way a form of being a follower. I understand this. But, at least I’m making an active decision as to what kind of follower I am.

 

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How to Recognize a Bad Idea

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I own a couple of luchador masks. One is just a random design while the other is a replica of the mask worn by Santo. I got my first one back when they were a difficult thing to find and a relatively bizarre thing for an un-athletic white guy who doesn’t like wrestling to own. The irony of it amused me.

Later, thanks to various pop culture figures, owning a Luchador mask became a little more common. When that happened, the masks got packed up and have not seen the light of day since.

In a weird way, deliberately doing the opposite of what everyone else is doing is in its own way a form of being a follower. I understand this. But, at least I’m making an active decision as to what kind of follower I am.

 

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