How to Split a Tab

This is the first, and only time that I went back and added to a comic after the fact. In retrospect, if the material I was going to add was just going to be jokes about peeing my pants, it’s probably a good thing that it didn’t happen again.

Note from Missy: I had to zoom in on this, and I’m still not entirely sure: is that a dead mouse left behind on Scott’s plate? Was it garnish?

Note from Scott: Of course it’s garnish. When dining at a fine restaurant, one never eats the dead mouse on the side of the plate. To do so would be terrible form.

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How to Split a Tab

This is the first, and only time that I went back and added to a comic after the fact. In retrospect, if the material I was going to add was just going to be jokes about peeing my pants, it’s probably a good thing that it didn’t happen again.

Note from Missy: I had to zoom in on this, and I’m still not entirely sure: is that a dead mouse left behind on Scott’s plate? Was it garnish?

Note from Scott: Of course it’s garnish. When dining at a fine restaurant, one never eats the dead mouse on the side of the plate. To do so would be terrible form.

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How to Deal With Writer's Block

This is the first of several comics on the subject of writer’s block. What can I say? You write what you know.

I eventually set myself two rules. One was that comics about having writer’s block were not acceptable. The other was that having writer’s block was not acceptable. I know that sounds like I’m attempting to will away human weakness, but what it really means is that coming up with something—anything—is better than giving myself permission to come up with nothing. I realized that just because I made a comic, that doesn’t mean I have to post it. I could (and did) look at the comic I thought was just barely viable when I made it with fresh eyes before it went live. Often, it was much better than I remembered it being. A few needed to be reworked at the last minute. They all resulted in something useable in the end, and some of them turned out to be reader favorites. 

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How to Deal With Writer's Block

This is the first of several comics on the subject of writer’s block. What can I say? You write what you know.

I eventually set myself two rules. One was that comics about having writer’s block were not acceptable. The other was that having writer’s block was not acceptable. I know that sounds like I’m attempting to will away human weakness, but what it really means is that coming up with something—anything—is better than giving myself permission to come up with nothing. I realized that just because I made a comic, that doesn’t mean I have to post it. I could (and did) look at the comic I thought was just barely viable when I made it with fresh eyes before it went live. Often, it was much better than I remembered it being. A few needed to be reworked at the last minute. They all resulted in something useable in the end, and some of them turned out to be reader favorites. 

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How to Negotiate with the U.N.

The U.N. General Assembly and the smoking ruins of Branson, Missouri! This has to be the most artistically ambitious strip I ever attempted. That takes a bit of the sting out of the fact that it fails almost totally. That third panel looks like something from the videogame Battlezone.

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How to Negotiate with the U.N.

The U.N. General Assembly and the smoking ruins of Branson, Missouri! This has to be the most artistically ambitious strip I ever attempted. That takes a bit of the sting out of the fact that it fails almost totally. That third panel looks like something from the videogame Battlezone.

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How to Tune People Out

The corporate office in which I worked had a break area. It was a small office. Everybody knew everybody. If I tried to read a book I usually ended up having a conversation about the book instead. Later I worked at Walt Disney World, in areas so large that nobody in the breakroom knew me. I could read anything I wanted with no interruption. I ask you, which environment was more “friendly”?

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How to Tune People Out

The corporate office in which I worked had a break area. It was a small office. Everybody knew everybody. If I tried to read a book I usually ended up having a conversation about the book instead. Later I worked at Walt Disney World, in areas so large that nobody in the breakroom knew me. I could read anything I wanted with no interruption. I ask you, which environment was more “friendly”?

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How to Get Sympathy when Injured

This comic was written after my motorcycle accident.

Oh, by the way, I had a motorcycle accident. I call it a motorcycle accident, though it would be more accurate to call it a scooter accident, but that doesn’t sound as good. A motorcycle accident sounds like I was jumping over some buses and I didn’t stick the landing. A scooter accident sounds like I hit a loose cobblestone on my way into the village to buy a bottle of Chianti.

I never got on another bike again after that. I still appreciate them as objects, but I totally lost my nerve.

In other news, this is Missy’s first appearance in the comic!

Note from Missy: Yay, me! Also, more detail on the scooter accident. While traveling straight across an intersection, an elderly man in an elderly land-yacht coming the other way turned left into Scott. The old man’s statement was that he didn’t see the bright-yellow scooter crossing the road because he was somehow dazzled by the headlights on oncoming traffic. We never did figure out why seeing oncoming headlights made it seem like the perfect time to turn left across that oncoming lane.

Good news everybody! My most recent novel The Authorities is available now!

I ended up removing the tradmark symbol from the official title. It was playing havoc with the Amazon search algorithm.

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How to Get Sympathy when Injured

This comic was written after my motorcycle accident.

Oh, by the way, I had a motorcycle accident. I call it a motorcycle accident, though it would be more accurate to call it a scooter accident, but that doesn’t sound as good. A motorcycle accident sounds like I was jumping over some buses and I didn’t stick the landing. A scooter accident sounds like I hit a loose cobblestone on my way into the village to buy a bottle of Chianti.

I never got on another bike again after that. I still appreciate them as objects, but I totally lost my nerve.

In other news, this is Missy’s first appearance in the comic!

Note from Missy: Yay, me! Also, more detail on the scooter accident. While traveling straight across an intersection, an elderly man in an elderly land-yacht coming the other way turned left into Scott. The old man’s statement was that he didn’t see the bright-yellow scooter crossing the road because he was somehow dazzled by the headlights on oncoming traffic. We never did figure out why seeing oncoming headlights made it seem like the perfect time to turn left across that oncoming lane.

Good news everybody! My most recent novel The Authorities is available now!

I ended up removing the tradmark symbol from the official title. It was playing havoc with the Amazon search algorithm.

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As always, thanks for using my Amazon Affiliate links (US, UK, Canada).