How to Win a Game of Risk

All right. I think this is a little more like it. Four panels, four jokes, and they seem like they could have occurred in the order presented. This strip is, sadly, based on a real experience. One of my old standup comedy buddies invited a few of us over for a game of Risk, then put some hardcore pornography on as background entertainment. I won handily because I could concentrate on the game, as my back was to the screen.

I wonder if we could defeat ISIS by deploying blimps that display distracting pornography over the battlefield.

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How to Win a Game of Risk

All right. I think this is a little more like it. Four panels, four jokes, and they seem like they could have occurred in the order presented. This strip is, sadly, based on a real experience. One of my old standup comedy buddies invited a few of us over for a game of Risk, then put some hardcore pornography on as background entertainment. I won handily because I could concentrate on the game, as my back was to the screen.

I wonder if we could defeat ISIS by deploying blimps that display distracting pornography over the battlefield.

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How to Talk to a Trekkie

There are only a couple more of these with little or no dialog. I think I got the hint that that wasn't the way pretty fast.

In retrospect, this one would be better if I'd made myself the Trekkie (which I am, as you know all too well) and had someone else try to talk to me.

About the artwork: At this point I was drawing the strip using a mouse. Not a Wacom tablet. Not pen, paper, and a scanner. A mouse. I guess I'm saying that the art wasn't so much worse because I lacked the talent to do better; it was worse because I lacked the intelligence to use the right tool for the job.

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How to Talk to a Trekkie

There are only a couple more of these with little or no dialog. I think I got the hint that that wasn't the way pretty fast.

In retrospect, this one would be better if I'd made myself the Trekkie (which I am, as you know all too well) and had someone else try to talk to me.

About the artwork: At this point I was drawing the strip using a mouse. Not a Wacom tablet. Not pen, paper, and a scanner. A mouse. I guess I'm saying that the art wasn't so much worse because I lacked the talent to do better; it was worse because I lacked the intelligence to use the right tool for the job.

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How to Shake hands

What to say about this one? It's the second in my "little or no dialog" trilogy. The second panel is one of the most disgusting things I ever did in this comic. And the last panel is one of the few times I ever showed an act of violence in progress.

Good times. 

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How to Shake hands

What to say about this one? It's the second in my "little or no dialog" trilogy. The second panel is one of the most disgusting things I ever did in this comic. And the last panel is one of the few times I ever showed an act of violence in progress.

Good times. 

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How to Groom Yourself

This is one of the few Basic Instructions comics that features no dialog in multiple panels. I can only think of two more, and they will be the next two comics you will see. I obviously was still finding my way, and at this point must have been playing with the idea that the dialog was superfluous, and that the quality of my artwork and the entertainment value of the narrations were the main draw of the comic. Obviously, and luckily, I changed my mind pretty fast. 

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How to Groom Yourself

This is one of the few Basic Instructions comics that features no dialog in multiple panels. I can only think of two more, and they will be the next two comics you will see. I obviously was still finding my way, and at this point must have been playing with the idea that the dialog was superfluous, and that the quality of my artwork and the entertainment value of the narrations were the main draw of the comic. Obviously, and luckily, I changed my mind pretty fast. 

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How to Prove Which of You Is the Evil Twin

Ha! 2003! There it is folks, documentary evidence that PROVES that I've disliked Adam Sandler since before it was cool!

In an unrelated note, I never realized before this moment how much the gunman in this comic reminds me of Jack Ruby. That was not deliberate.

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How to Prove Which of You Is the Evil Twin

Ha! 2003! There it is folks, documentary evidence that PROVES that I've disliked Adam Sandler since before it was cool!

In an unrelated note, I never realized before this moment how much the gunman in this comic reminds me of Jack Ruby. That was not deliberate.

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