How to Recover When You've Made a Controversial Statement (rerun)

Thanks for your patience. The fresh comic buffer is now restored. We'll be back to normal next post.
How to Engage in Pre-Fight Smack Talk (Rerun)
Just a quick rerun to help get my posting schedule back to normal. Thanks for your patience.
How to Get the Most from Your Shoes
Sadly, this is based on a true story. A story involving shoes, shoe Goo and a sharpie. I am all about class.
(Added 8-19) I AM WEARING PANTS IN PANEL 4!! It's not a great drawing, but that's what pants do when you affect that pose. Either I'm weating pants and they're wrinkling a bit, or my left inner thigh has shark gills. Take a picture of yourself in that pose and see if your pants hang well.
How to Get the Most from Your Shoes

Sadly, this is based on a true story. A story involving shoes, shoe Goo and a sharpie. I am all about class.
(Added 8-19) I AM WEARING PANTS IN PANEL 4!! It's not a great drawing, but that's what pants do when you affect that pose. Either I'm weating pants and they're wrinkling a bit, or my left inner thigh has shark gills. Take a picture of yourself in that pose and see if your pants hang well.

