119 pages of sarcasm, insults, and unnecessary hyphens, hand-signed by the author in his own shaky scrawl.

To whom do you want it signed?

To whom do you want it signed?

To whom would you like it signed?

It’s not just a shirt, it’s a mind bending puzzle that will confound all those who see it. The Infini-Tee process has two steps.

Step 1: You prepay a flat fee of $40 and send in a photo of yourself facing the camera in the pose you want on the shirt (you should be wearing a t-shirt in the photo, and the photo should include your entire torso). The photo must be at least 1000 pixels wide. Also, please specify if you will want a white shirt, or a dark colored shirt. In return you will receive a high quality PDF of Scott’s portrait of you, suitable for printing and framing, and a URL.

Step 2: the URL will lead to the online store where you can purchase you customized Infini-Tee, which will cost between $20 and $30, depending on your specifications (shirt style, color, etc.).

Your e-mail address (This is where I’ll send the digital artwork)

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