Let the record show ...
For the record, Ric actually has excellent taste in music. My suggestions otherwise are pure fiction.
Also let the record show that it is inarguable that the Bee Gees sound as if they are being scalded to death. Any attempt to argue the point will only embarrass us both.
My publisher tells me that somewhere in a foreign country there is a shipping container that holds the print run of my book. Amazing!
Also, I should mention that I'm looking into the logistics of making a very limited number of signed copies of the book available. I'll let you know when I have details.
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Jazz hands!!
I don't blame you for being cagey about the shipping container of books. It sounds like a prime target of evil doers. There are those who wish this valuable information would never see the light of day.
The list of popular vocalists who sound like victims of torture is long and getting longer. Investigators are still trying to determine what was being done to that poor Robert Plant.
Geddy Lee demonstrated on "The Colbert Report" last week that the U.S. is not even embarrassed to torture captured foreign singers on television.
Today's instructions are the other strip that turned me on to BI :)
I hope that we, your fans, get to perform in some sort of humiliating contest to get an autographed book. Think of something really heinous so we can earn it.
Yeah, like having our pictures taken in different places wearing one of your tshirts. (Would be interesting to see how many shirts you would sell after announcing a contest like that)
That is a FANTASTIC idea, and I'm totally going to steal it!!
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